A penguin takes his car to the shop because it’s been making strange noises. The mechanic tells him it’ll take about an hour to diagnose the problem.
To kill time, the penguin decides to waddle over to the ice cream shop across the street. He orders a big vanilla cone and clumsily eats it with his flippers, getting ice cream all over himself.
Finally, he heads back to the mechanic. The mechanic looks up and says, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.”
“No,” the penguin insists, blushing. “It’s just ice cream.”