A burglar broke into a house and started searching for valuables. Suddenly, he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”

Startled, the burglar looked around but didn’t see anyone. He continued searching, but the voice said again, “Jesus is watching you.”

The burglar looked up and saw a parrot in a cage. He laughed and said, “Oh, it’s just a bird. What’s your name, little guy?”

The parrot replied, “My name is Moses.”

The burglar laughed again and said, “What kind of person names their parrot Moses?”

The parrot replied, “The same kind of person who named their Rottweiler Jesus.”